“That Mom” on the Sideline
May 18, 2016
Every team has "that mom."
You can identify her by her ear piercing high pitch squeal.
It's especially deafening and annoying after her team scores.
It's downright unsportsmanlike when that team is scoring a lot.
People from the opposite side of the field despise her for it.
The parents around her tease her about it, hoping she'll stop.
Her kid cringes when teammates jest "that's your mom!"
She'll say "I can't help it", "I get so excited", or "It's not that bad."
No one has the guts to really tell her that SHE HAS TO STOP!
You might be "that mom" if someone has forwarded this to you.
Please, stop! All of our ears hurt.